I went upstairs to remove a fallen grandma from a pimp ready to talcum powder slap someone after she died. I then ran from the devil named Jeff shortly after tripping over a little dwarf, That had a very very little monitor that was 7" in length and 2" tall! I decided I would go out to get breakfast with someone who only eats catfood with ketchup and told me this: I know where you can find a yellow unicorn with a giant pickle on his One sunken eye. Then he had An attached jetpack explode. Miraculously, he survived the blast of a little tactical nuclear missile which luckily was a goat. I saw a kid doing backflips and picking his nose on the road that was closed. He caught me dancing with several tiny pink gorillas that looked like William Shatner's nipples were on FIRE. It was then burnt into my brain forever remaining the one thing I can't remember while sniffing bananas.
My Alienware exploded into super models with blonde hair, the babes approached with extremely big feet and egos, only matched by the internal thoughts that I the most badass creature of all miniature BF3 soldiers would die alone in their puddle of red hot burning lava that smelled like my left-over meatloaf. Anyway, the alienware was my old table which I ate without any fear breakfast on, so after I bought a sandwich from a hermaphroditic leprechaun, I cooked a melon with olives.
Every time I think back on my Granny's pimp, it gets me madder than a my little pony. I just want to pimp-slap the monkey's out of William Shatner's toupee and roll out his priceline negotiator while Trekkies everywhere gently rubbed vaseline mixed with Heinz57 and gasoline on my back during a dress-like a Klingon event. Luckily I had Ninja powered bike which allowed me the most badass ride minus warp-drive. I escaped due to my enlarged ear which could hear the devil jeff wacking it off.
I shouted loudly: "HEYYYY YOUU GUUUUYYYSS!" And quickly drove off a cliff while drinking the massively powerful, unbelievable, Amazing dance potion brewed by his godmother, Jamie Lee Curtis. Luckily I was punting my cat off, re-inventing the cat-a-pult, when there suddenly was a parade of mythical creatures which caught me. Stunned, I quickly ran to the nearest porta-potty, hoping to be abducted by cowmen with lazer-guided flash-drives that hurt like coldest minty fresh breathmints. Then I proceed like a ninja to drop-kick the huge Leprachaun with a huge bong, but I decided the best way to be able to get high was right in that black hole which took me from the ground, to another portal in the center of a room with edible toiletpaper, chocolate soap, and strawberry cake. All along the watchtower were red spots dazzling my eyes and purple haze, that was until the breakfast club; the Princess, the Lost Boys and Morphius intervened by chopping up the Leprachaun into bite-size creamed noodles with cherries on top.
"Hooboy," I thought, my days of plundering villages has just begun. When I really opened the door to the machine, I couldn't believe my eyes. There was a hotdog! I was terrified,what should i do? Should I eat the hotdog or let it get away. While I sat there thinking, the hotdog ate an extra small piece of catfish smeared with face-wash that smelled like a wet cat. so I proceeded to sneak up on a dinosaur eating my smelly hotdog. I figured that i should just *commercial break.............returns!* Wait what?! I thought this was some kind of jedi mind trick that a commercial cut tv show made entirely of cheese. But that cheese, the finest of Cheesy Cheese Mountain, so i took two blue pills and was transported back in time where Trinity said, i only tell secrets to nerds who like to look at me. I then answered:I could look at you forever and she jumped off the cliff into a batch of Tollhouse cookie-dough. The cookie-dough grabbed Trinity and she grabbed my hand,right hooked Trinity and then she lasered the dough and took it. She then slapped nikki minaj in the face so the mind control caused her to dance the macarana. But then Agent Joe stopped by along with some other dudes carrying three, amazing things! I wondered what

I went upstairs to remove a fallen grandma from a pimp ready to talcum powder slap someone after she died. I then ran from the devil named Jeff shortly after tripping over a little dwarf, That had a very very little monitor that was 7" in length and 2" tall! I decided I would go out to get breakfast with someone who only eats catfood with ketchup and told me this: I know where you can find a yellow unicorn with a giant pickle on his One sunken eye. Then he had An attached jetpack explode. Miraculously, he survived the blast of a little tactical nuclear missile which luckily was a goat. I saw a kid doing backflips and picking his nose on the road that was closed. He caught me dancing with several tiny pink gorillas that looked like William Shatner's nipples were on FIRE. It was then burnt into my brain forever remaining the one thing I can't remember while sniffing bananas.
My Alienware exploded into super models with blonde hair, the babes approached with extremely big feet and egos, only matched by the internal thoughts that I the most badass creature of all miniature BF3 soldiers would die alone in their puddle of red hot burning lava that smelled like my left-over meatloaf. Anyway, the alienware was my old table which I ate without any fear breakfast on, so after I bought a sandwich from a hermaphroditic leprechaun, I cooked a melon with olives.
Every time I think back on my Granny's pimp, it gets me madder than a my little pony. I just want to pimp-slap the monkey's out of William Shatner's toupee and roll out his priceline negotiator while Trekkies everywhere gently rubbed vaseline mixed with Heinz57 and gasoline on my back during a dress-like a Klingon event. Luckily I had Ninja powered bike which allowed me the most badass ride minus warp-drive. I escaped due to my enlarged ear which could hear the devil jeff wacking it off.
I shouted loudly: "HEYYYY YOUU GUUUUYYYSS!" And quickly drove off a cliff while drinking the massively powerful, unbelievable, Amazing dance potion brewed by his godmother, Jamie Lee Curtis. Luckily I was punting my cat off, re-inventing the cat-a-pult, when there suddenly was a parade of mythical creatures which caught me. Stunned, I quickly ran to the nearest porta-potty, hoping to be abducted by cowmen with lazer-guided flash-drives that hurt like coldest minty fresh breathmints. Then I proceed like a ninja to drop-kick the huge Leprachaun with a huge bong, but I decided the best way to be able to get high was right in that black hole which took me from the ground, to another portal in the center of a room with edible toiletpaper, chocolate soap, and strawberry cake. All along the watchtower were red spots dazzling my eyes and purple haze, that was until the breakfast club; the Princess, the Lost Boys and Morphius intervened by chopping up the Leprachaun into bite-size creamed noodles with cherries on top.
"Hooboy," I thought, my days of plundering villages has just begun. When I really opened the door to the machine, I couldn't believe my eyes. There was a hotdog! I was terrified,what should i do? Should I eat the hotdog or let it get away. While I sat there thinking, the hotdog ate an extra small piece of catfish smeared with face-wash that smelled like a wet cat. so I proceeded to sneak up on a dinosaur eating my smelly hotdog. I figured that i should just *commercial break.............returns!* Wait what?! I thought this was some kind of jedi mind trick that a commercial cut tv show made entirely of cheese. But that cheese, the finest of Cheesy Cheese Mountain, so i took two blue pills and was transported back in time where Trinity said, i only tell secrets to nerds who like to look at me. I then answered:I could look at you forever and she jumped off the cliff into a batch of Tollhouse cookie-dough. The cookie-dough grabbed Trinity and she grabbed my hand,right hooked Trinity and then she lasered the dough and took it. She then slapped nikki minaj in the face so the mind control caused her to dance the macarana. But then Agent Joe stopped by along with some other dudes carrying three, amazing things! I wondered what they were but

I went upstairs to remove a fallen grandma from a pimp ready to talcum powder slap someone after she died. I then ran from the devil named Jeff shortly after tripping over a little dwarf, That had a very very little monitor that was 7" in length and 2" tall! I decided I would go out to get breakfast with someone who only eats catfood with ketchup and told me this: I know where you can find a yellow unicorn with a giant pickle on his One sunken eye. Then he had An attached jetpack explode. Miraculously, he survived the blast of a little tactical nuclear missile which luckily was a goat. I saw a kid doing backflips and picking his nose on the road that was closed. He caught me dancing with several tiny pink gorillas that looked like William Shatner's nipples were on FIRE. It was then burnt into my brain forever remaining the one thing I can't remember while sniffing bananas.

My Alienware exploded into super models with blonde hair, the babes approached with extremely big feet and egos, only matched by the internal thoughts that I the most badass creature of all miniature BF3 soldiers would die alone in their puddle of red hot burning lava that smelled like my left-over meatloaf. Anyway, the alienware was my old table which I ate without any fear breakfast on, so after I bought a sandwich from a hermaphroditic leprechaun, I cooked a melon with olives.

Every time I think back on my Granny's pimp, it gets me madder than a my little pony. I just want to pimp-slap the monkey's out of William Shatner's toupee and roll out his priceline negotiator while Trekkies everywhere gently rubbed vaseline mixed with Heinz57 and gasoline on my back during a dress-like a Klingon event. Luckily I had Ninja powered bike which allowed me the most badass ride minus warp-drive. I escaped due to my enlarged ear which could hear the devil jeff wacking it off.

I shouted loudly: "HEYYYY YOUU GUUUUYYYSS!" And quickly drove off a cliff while drinking the massively powerful, unbelievable, Amazing dance potion brewed by his godmother, Jamie Lee Curtis. Luckily I was punting my cat off, re-inventing the cat-a-pult, when there suddenly was a parade of mythical creatures which caught me. Stunned, I quickly ran to the nearest porta-potty, hoping to be abducted by cowmen with lazer-guided flash-drives that hurt like coldest minty fresh breathmints. Then I proceed like a ninja to drop-kick the huge Leprachaun with a huge bong, but I decided the best way to be able to get high was right in that black hole which took me from the ground, to another portal in the center of a room with edible toiletpaper, chocolate soap, and strawberry cake. All along the watchtower were red spots dazzling my eyes and purple haze, that was until the breakfast club; the Princess, the Lost Boys and Morphius intervened by chopping up the Leprachaun into bite-size creamed noodles with cherries on top.

"Hooboy," I thought, my days of plundering villages has just begun. When I really opened the door to the machine, I couldn't believe my eyes. There was a hotdog! I was terrified,what should i do? Should I eat the hotdog or let it get away. While I sat there thinking, the hotdog ate an extra small piece of catfish smeared with face-wash that smelled like a wet cat. so I proceeded to sneak up on a dinosaur eating my smelly hotdog. I figured that i should just *commercial break.............returns!* Wait what?! I thought this was some kind of jedi mind trick that a commercial cut tv show made entirely of cheese. But that cheese, the finest of Cheesy Cheese Mountain, so i took two blue pills and was transported back in time where Trinity said, i only tell secrets to nerds who like to look at me. I then answered:I could look at you forever and she jumped off the cliff into a batch of Tollhouse cookie-dough. The cookie-dough grabbed Trinity and she grabbed my hand,right hooked Trinity and then she lasered the dough and took it. She then slapped nikki minaj in the face so the mind control caused her to dance the macarana. But then Agent Joe stopped by along with some other dudes carrying three, amazing things! I wondered what they were but I was lost

I went upstairs to remove a fallen grandma from a pimp ready to talcum powder slap someone after she died. I then ran from the devil named Jeff shortly after tripping over a little dwarf, That had a very very little monitor that was 7" in length and 2" tall! I decided I would go out to get breakfast with someone who only eats catfood with ketchup and told me this: I know where you can find a yellow unicorn with a giant pickle on his One sunken eye. Then he had An attached jetpack explode. Miraculously, he survived the blast of a little tactical nuclear missile which luckily was a goat. I saw a kid doing backflips and picking his nose on the road that was closed. He caught me dancing with several tiny pink gorillas that looked like William Shatner's nipples were on FIRE. It was then burnt into my brain forever remaining the one thing I can't remember while sniffing bananas.
My Alienware exploded into super models with blonde hair, the babes approached with extremely big feet and egos, only matched by the internal thoughts that I the most badass creature of all miniature BF3 soldiers would die alone in their puddle of red hot burning lava that smelled like my left-over meatloaf. Anyway, the alienware was my old table which I ate without any fear breakfast on, so after I bought a sandwich from a hermaphroditic leprechaun, I cooked a melon with olives.
Every time I think back on my Granny's pimp, it gets me madder than a my little pony. I just want to pimp-slap the monkey's out of William Shatner's toupee and roll out his priceline negotiator while Trekkies everywhere gently rubbed vaseline mixed with Heinz57 and gasoline on my back during a dress-like a Klingon event. Luckily I had Ninja powered bike which allowed me the most badass ride minus warp-drive. I escaped due to my enlarged ear which could hear the devil jeff wacking it off.
I shouted loudly: "HEYYYY YOUU GUUUUYYYSS!" And quickly drove off a cliff while drinking the massively powerful, unbelievable, Amazing dance potion brewed by his godmother, Jamie Lee Curtis. Luckily I was punting my cat off, re-inventing the cat-a-pult, when there suddenly was a parade of mythical creatures which caught me. Stunned, I quickly ran to the nearest porta-potty, hoping to be abducted by cowmen with lazer-guided flash-drives that hurt like coldest minty fresh breathmints. Then I proceed like a ninja to drop-kick the huge Leprachaun with a huge bong, but I decided the best way to be able to get high was right in that black hole which took me from the ground, to another portal in the center of a room with edible toiletpaper, chocolate soap, and strawberry cake. All along the watchtower were red spots dazzling my eyes and purple haze, that was until the breakfast club; the Princess, the Lost Boys and Morphius intervened by chopping up the Leprachaun into bite-size creamed noodles with cherries on top.
"Hooboy," I thought, my days of plundering villages has just begun. When I really opened the door to the machine, I couldn't believe my eyes. There was a hotdog! I was terrified,what should i do? Should I eat the hotdog or let it get away. While I sat there thinking, the hotdog ate an extra small piece of catfish smeared with face-wash that smelled like a wet cat. so I proceeded to sneak up on a dinosaur eating my smelly hotdog. I figured that i should just *commercial break.............returns!* Wait what?! I thought this was some kind of jedi mind trick that a commercial cut tv show made entirely of cheese. But that cheese, the finest of Cheesy Cheese Mountain, so i took two blue pills and was transported back in time where Trinity said, i only tell secrets to nerds who like to look at me. I then answered:I could look at you forever and she jumped off the cliff into a batch of Tollhouse cookie-dough. The cookie-dough grabbed Trinity and she grabbed my hand,right hooked Trinity and then she lasered the dough and took it. She then slapped nikki minaj in the face so the mind control caused her to dance the macarana. But then Agent Joe stopped by along with some other dudes carrying three, amazing things! I wondered what they were but I was lost in my thoughts

I went upstairs to remove a fallen grandma from a pimp ready to talcum powder slap someone after she died. I then ran from the devil named Jeff shortly after tripping over a little dwarf, That had a very very little monitor that was 7" in length and 2" tall! I decided I would go out to get breakfast with someone who only eats catfood with ketchup and told me this: I know where you can find a yellow unicorn with a giant pickle on his One sunken eye. Then he had An attached jetpack explode. Miraculously, he survived the blast of a little tactical nuclear missile which luckily was a goat. I saw a kid doing backflips and picking his nose on the road that was closed. He caught me dancing with several tiny pink gorillas that looked like William Shatner's nipples were on FIRE. It was then burnt into my brain forever remaining the one thing I can't remember while sniffing bananas.
My Alienware exploded into super models with blonde hair, the babes approached with extremely big feet and egos, only matched by the internal thoughts that I the most badass creature of all miniature BF3 soldiers would die alone in their puddle of red hot burning lava that smelled like my left-over meatloaf. Anyway, the alienware was my old table which I ate without any fear breakfast on, so after I bought a sandwich from a hermaphroditic leprechaun, I cooked a melon with olives.
Every time I think back on my Granny's pimp, it gets me madder than a my little pony. I just want to pimp-slap the monkey's out of William Shatner's toupee and roll out his priceline negotiator while Trekkies everywhere gently rubbed vaseline mixed with Heinz57 and gasoline on my back during a dress-like a Klingon event. Luckily I had Ninja powered bike which allowed me the most badass ride minus warp-drive. I escaped due to my enlarged ear which could hear the devil jeff wacking it off.
I shouted loudly: "HEYYYY YOUU GUUUUYYYSS!" And quickly drove off a cliff while drinking the massively powerful, unbelievable, Amazing dance potion brewed by his godmother, Jamie Lee Curtis. Luckily I was punting my cat off, re-inventing the cat-a-pult, when there suddenly was a parade of mythical creatures which caught me. Stunned, I quickly ran to the nearest porta-potty, hoping to be abducted by cowmen with lazer-guided flash-drives that hurt like coldest minty fresh breathmints. Then I proceed like a ninja to drop-kick the huge Leprachaun with a huge bong, but I decided the best way to be able to get high was right in that black hole which took me from the ground, to another portal in the center of a room with edible toiletpaper, chocolate soap, and strawberry cake. All along the watchtower were red spots dazzling my eyes and purple haze, that was until the breakfast club; the Princess, the Lost Boys and Morphius intervened by chopping up the Leprachaun into bite-size creamed noodles with cherries on top.
"Hooboy," I thought, my days of plundering villages has just begun. When I really opened the door to the machine, I couldn't believe my eyes. There was a hotdog! I was terrified,what should i do? Should I eat the hotdog or let it get away. While I sat there thinking, the hotdog ate an extra small piece of catfish smeared with face-wash that smelled like a wet cat. so I proceeded to sneak up on a dinosaur eating my smelly hotdog. I figured that i should just *commercial break.............returns!* Wait what?! I thought this was some kind of jedi mind trick that a commercial cut tv show made entirely of cheese. But that cheese, the finest of Cheesy Cheese Mountain, so i took two blue pills and was transported back in time where Trinity said, i only tell secrets to nerds who like to look at me. I then answered:I could look at you forever and she jumped off the cliff into a batch of Tollhouse cookie-dough. The cookie-dough grabbed Trinity and she grabbed my hand,right hooked Trinity and then she lasered the dough and took it. She then slapped nikki minaj in the face so the mind control caused her to dance the macarana. But then Agent Joe stopped by along with some other dudes carrying three, amazing things! I wondered what they were but I was lost in my thoughts and forgot to

I went upstairs to remove a fallen grandma from a pimp ready to talcum powder slap someone after she died. I then ran from the devil named Jeff shortly after tripping over a little dwarf, That had a very very little monitor that was 7" in length and 2" tall! I decided I would go out to get breakfast with someone who only eats catfood with ketchup and told me this: I know where you can find a yellow unicorn with a giant pickle on his One sunken eye. Then he had An attached jetpack explode. Miraculously, he survived the blast of a little tactical nuclear missile which luckily was a goat. I saw a kid doing backflips and picking his nose on the road that was closed. He caught me dancing with several tiny pink gorillas that looked like William Shatner's nipples were on FIRE. It was then burnt into my brain forever remaining the one thing I can't remember while sniffing bananas.
My Alienware exploded into super models with blonde hair, the babes approached with extremely big feet and egos, only matched by the internal thoughts that I the most badass creature of all miniature BF3 soldiers would die alone in their puddle of red hot burning lava that smelled like my left-over meatloaf. Anyway, the alienware was my old table which I ate without any fear breakfast on, so after I bought a sandwich from a hermaphroditic leprechaun, I cooked a melon with olives.
Every time I think back on my Granny's pimp, it gets me madder than a my little pony. I just want to pimp-slap the monkey's out of William Shatner's toupee and roll out his priceline negotiator while Trekkies everywhere gently rubbed vaseline mixed with Heinz57 and gasoline on my back during a dress-like a Klingon event. Luckily I had Ninja powered bike which allowed me the most badass ride minus warp-drive. I escaped due to my enlarged ear which could hear the devil jeff wacking it off.
I shouted loudly: "HEYYYY YOUU GUUUUYYYSS!" And quickly drove off a cliff while drinking the massively powerful, unbelievable, Amazing dance potion brewed by his godmother, Jamie Lee Curtis. Luckily I was punting my cat off, re-inventing the cat-a-pult, when there suddenly was a parade of mythical creatures which caught me. Stunned, I quickly ran to the nearest porta-potty, hoping to be abducted by cowmen with lazer-guided flash-drives that hurt like coldest minty fresh breathmints. Then I proceed like a ninja to drop-kick the huge Leprachaun with a huge bong, but I decided the best way to be able to get high was right in that black hole which took me from the ground, to another portal in the center of a room with edible toiletpaper, chocolate soap, and strawberry cake. All along the watchtower were red spots dazzling my eyes and purple haze, that was until the breakfast club; the Princess, the Lost Boys and Morphius intervened by chopping up the Leprachaun into bite-size creamed noodles with cherries on top.
"Hooboy," I thought, my days of plundering villages has just begun. When I really opened the door to the machine, I couldn't believe my eyes. There was a hotdog! I was terrified,what should i do? Should I eat the hotdog or let it get away. While I sat there thinking, the hotdog ate an extra small piece of catfish smeared with face-wash that smelled like a wet cat. so I proceeded to sneak up on a dinosaur eating my smelly hotdog. I figured that i should just *commercial break.............returns!* Wait what?! I thought this was some kind of jedi mind trick that a commercial cut tv show made entirely of cheese. But that cheese, the finest of Cheesy Cheese Mountain, so i took two blue pills and was transported back in time where Trinity said, i only tell secrets to nerds who like to look at me. I then answered:I could look at you forever and she jumped off the cliff into a batch of Tollhouse cookie-dough. The cookie-dough grabbed Trinity and she grabbed my hand,right hooked Trinity and then she lasered the dough and took it. She then slapped nikki minaj in the face so the mind control caused her to dance the macarana. But then Agent Joe stopped by along with some other dudes carrying three, amazing things! I wondered what they were but I was lost in my thoughts and forgot to ask about the

I went upstairs to remove a fallen grandma from a pimp ready to talcum powder slap someone after she died. I then ran from the devil named Jeff shortly after tripping over a little dwarf, That had a very very little monitor that was 7" in length and 2" tall! I decided I would go out to get breakfast with someone who only eats catfood with ketchup and told me this: I know where you can find a yellow unicorn with a giant pickle on his One sunken eye. Then he had An attached jetpack explode. Miraculously, he survived the blast of a little tactical nuclear missile which luckily was a goat. I saw a kid doing backflips and picking his nose on the road that was closed. He caught me dancing with several tiny pink gorillas that looked like William Shatner's nipples were on FIRE. It was then burnt into my brain forever remaining the one thing I can't remember while sniffing bananas.

My Alienware exploded into super models with blonde hair, the babes approached with extremely big feet and egos, only matched by the internal thoughts that I the most badass creature of all miniature BF3 soldiers would die alone in their puddle of red hot burning lava that smelled like my left-over meatloaf. Anyway, the alienware was my old table which I ate without any fear breakfast on, so after I bought a sandwich from a hermaphroditic leprechaun, I cooked a melon with olives.

Every time I think back on my Granny's pimp, it gets me madder than a my little pony. I just want to pimp-slap the monkey's out of William Shatner's toupee and roll out his priceline negotiator while Trekkies everywhere gently rubbed vaseline mixed with Heinz57 and gasoline on my back during a dress-like a Klingon event. Luckily I had Ninja powered bike which allowed me the most badass ride minus warp-drive. I escaped due to my enlarged ear which could hear the devil jeff wacking it off.

I shouted loudly: "HEYYYY YOUU GUUUUYYYSS!" And quickly drove off a cliff while drinking the massively powerful, unbelievable, Amazing dance potion brewed by his godmother, Jamie Lee Curtis. Luckily I was punting my cat off, re-inventing the cat-a-pult, when there suddenly was a parade of mythical creatures which caught me. Stunned, I quickly ran to the nearest porta-potty, hoping to be abducted by cowmen with lazer-guided flash-drives that hurt like coldest minty fresh breathmints. Then I proceed like a ninja to drop-kick the huge Leprachaun with a huge bong, but I decided the best way to be able to get high was right in that black hole which took me from the ground, to another portal in the center of a room with edible toiletpaper, chocolate soap, and strawberry cake. All along the watchtower were red spots dazzling my eyes and purple haze, that was until the breakfast club; the Princess, the Lost Boys and Morphius intervened by chopping up the Leprachaun into bite-size creamed noodles with cherries on top.

"Hooboy," I thought, my days of plundering villages has just begun. When I really opened the door to the machine, I couldn't believe my eyes. There was a hotdog! I was terrified,what should i do? Should I eat the hotdog or let it get away. While I sat there thinking, the hotdog ate an extra small piece of catfish smeared with face-wash that smelled like a wet cat. so I proceeded to sneak up on a dinosaur eating my smelly hotdog. I figured that i should just *commercial break.............returns!* Wait what?! I thought this was some kind of jedi mind trick that a commercial cut tv show made entirely of cheese. But that cheese, the finest of Cheesy Cheese Mountain, so i took two blue pills and was transported back in time where Trinity said, i only tell secrets to nerds who like to look at me. I then answered:I could look at you forever and she jumped off the cliff into a batch of Tollhouse cookie-dough. The cookie-dough grabbed Trinity and she grabbed my hand,right hooked Trinity and then she lasered the dough and took it. She then slapped nikki minaj in the face so the mind control caused her to dance the macarana. But then Agent Joe stopped by along with some other dudes carrying three, amazing things! I wondered what they were but I was lost in my thoughts and forgot to ask about the bullets and sparklers Joe

I went upstairs to remove a fallen grandma from a pimp ready to talcum powder slap someone after she died. I then ran from the devil named Jeff shortly after tripping over a little dwarf, That had a very very little monitor that was 7" in length and 2" tall! I decided I would go out to get breakfast with someone who only eats catfood with ketchup and told me this: I know where you can find a yellow unicorn with a giant pickle on his One sunken eye. Then he had An attached jetpack explode. Miraculously, he survived the blast of a little tactical nuclear missile which luckily was a goat. I saw a kid doing backflips and picking his nose on the road that was closed. He caught me dancing with several tiny pink gorillas that looked like William Shatner's nipples were on FIRE. It was then burnt into my brain forever remaining the one thing I can't remember while sniffing bananas.
My Alienware exploded into super models with blonde hair, the babes approached with extremely big feet and egos, only matched by the internal thoughts that I the most badass creature of all miniature BF3 soldiers would die alone in their puddle of red hot burning lava that smelled like my left-over meatloaf. Anyway, the alienware was my old table which I ate without any fear breakfast on, so after I bought a sandwich from a hermaphroditic leprechaun, I cooked a melon with olives.
Every time I think back on my Granny's pimp, it gets me madder than a my little pony. I just want to pimp-slap the monkey's out of William Shatner's toupee and roll out his priceline negotiator while Trekkies everywhere gently rubbed vaseline mixed with Heinz57 and gasoline on my back during a dress-like a Klingon event. Luckily I had Ninja powered bike which allowed me the most badass ride minus warp-drive. I escaped due to my enlarged ear which could hear the devil jeff wacking it off.
I shouted loudly: "HEYYYY YOUU GUUUUYYYSS!" And quickly drove off a cliff while drinking the massively powerful, unbelievable, Amazing dance potion brewed by his godmother, Jamie Lee Curtis. Luckily I was punting my cat off, re-inventing the cat-a-pult, when there suddenly was a parade of mythical creatures which caught me. Stunned, I quickly ran to the nearest porta-potty, hoping to be abducted by cowmen with lazer-guided flash-drives that hurt like coldest minty fresh breathmints. Then I proceed like a ninja to drop-kick the huge Leprachaun with a huge bong, but I decided the best way to be able to get high was right in that black hole which took me from the ground, to another portal in the center of a room with edible toiletpaper, chocolate soap, and strawberry cake. All along the watchtower were red spots dazzling my eyes and purple haze, that was until the breakfast club; the Princess, the Lost Boys and Morphius intervened by chopping up the Leprachaun into bite-size creamed noodles with cherries on top.
"Hooboy," I thought, my days of plundering villages has just begun. When I really opened the door to the machine, I couldn't believe my eyes. There was a hotdog! I was terrified,what should i do? Should I eat the hotdog or let it get away. While I sat there thinking, the hotdog ate an extra small piece of catfish smeared with face-wash that smelled like a wet cat. so I proceeded to sneak up on a dinosaur eating my smelly hotdog. I figured that i should just *commercial break.............returns!* Wait what?! I thought this was some kind of jedi mind trick that a commercial cut tv show made entirely of cheese. But that cheese, the finest of Cheesy Cheese Mountain, so i took two blue pills and was transported back in time where Trinity said, i only tell secrets to nerds who like to look at me. I then answered:I could look at you forever and she jumped off the cliff into a batch of Tollhouse cookie-dough. The cookie-dough grabbed Trinity and she grabbed my hand,right hooked Trinity and then she lasered the dough and took it. She then slapped nikki minaj in the face so the mind control caused her to dance the macarana. But then Agent Joe stopped by along with some other dudes carrying three, amazing things! I wondered what they were but I was lost in my thoughts and forgot to ask about the bullets and sparklers Joe quickly went to

I went upstairs to remove a fallen grandma from a pimp ready to talcum powder slap someone after she died. I then ran from the devil named Jeff shortly after tripping over a little dwarf, That had a very very little monitor that was 7" in length and 2" tall! I decided I would go out to get breakfast with someone who only eats catfood with ketchup and told me this: I know where you can find a yellow unicorn with a giant pickle on his One sunken eye. Then he had An attached jetpack explode. Miraculously, he survived the blast of a little tactical nuclear missile which luckily was a goat. I saw a kid doing backflips and picking his nose on the road that was closed. He caught me dancing with several tiny pink gorillas that looked like William Shatner's nipples were on FIRE. It was then burnt into my brain forever remaining the one thing I can't remember while sniffing bananas.

My Alienware exploded into super models with blonde hair, the babes approached with extremely big feet and egos, only matched by the internal thoughts that I the most badass creature of all miniature BF3 soldiers would die alone in their puddle of red hot burning lava that smelled like my left-over meatloaf. Anyway, the alienware was my old table which I ate without any fear breakfast on, so after I bought a sandwich from a hermaphroditic leprechaun, I cooked a melon with olives.

Every time I think back on my Granny's pimp, it gets me madder than a my little pony. I just want to pimp-slap the monkey's out of William Shatner's toupee and roll out his priceline negotiator while Trekkies everywhere gently rubbed vaseline mixed with Heinz57 and gasoline on my back during a dress-like a Klingon event. Luckily I had Ninja powered bike which allowed me the most badass ride minus warp-drive. I escaped due to my enlarged ear which could hear the devil jeff wacking it off.

I shouted loudly: "HEYYYY YOUU GUUUUYYYSS!" And quickly drove off a cliff while drinking the massively powerful, unbelievable, Amazing dance potion brewed by his godmother, Jamie Lee Curtis. Luckily I was punting my cat off, re-inventing the cat-a-pult, when there suddenly was a parade of mythical creatures which caught me. Stunned, I quickly ran to the nearest porta-potty, hoping to be abducted by cowmen with lazer-guided flash-drives that hurt like coldest minty fresh breathmints. Then I proceed like a ninja to drop-kick the huge Leprachaun with a huge bong, but I decided the best way to be able to get high was right in that black hole which took me from the ground, to another portal in the center of a room with edible toiletpaper, chocolate soap, and strawberry cake. All along the watchtower were red spots dazzling my eyes and purple haze, that was until the breakfast club; the Princess, the Lost Boys and Morphius intervened by chopping up the Leprachaun into bite-size creamed noodles with cherries on top.

"Hooboy," I thought, my days of plundering villages has just begun. When I really opened the door to the machine, I couldn't believe my eyes. There was a hotdog! I was terrified,what should i do? Should I eat the hotdog or let it get away. While I sat there thinking, the hotdog ate an extra small piece of catfish smeared with face-wash that smelled like a wet cat. so I proceeded to sneak up on a dinosaur eating my smelly hotdog. I figured that i should just *commercial break.............returns!* Wait what?! I thought this was some kind of jedi mind trick that a commercial cut tv show made entirely of cheese. But that cheese, the finest of Cheesy Cheese Mountain, so i took two blue pills and was transported back in time where Trinity said, i only tell secrets to nerds who like to look at me. I then answered:I could look at you forever and she jumped off the cliff into a batch of Tollhouse cookie-dough. The cookie-dough grabbed Trinity and she grabbed my hand,right hooked Trinity and then she lasered the dough and took it. She then slapped nikki minaj in the face so the mind control caused her to dance the macarana. But then Agent Joe stopped by along with some other dudes carrying three, amazing things! I wondered what they were but I was lost in my thoughts and forgot to ask about the bullets and sparklers. Joe quickly went to a backup windows98 copy

I went upstairs to remove a fallen grandma from a pimp ready to talcum powder slap someone after she died. I then ran from the devil named Jeff shortly after tripping over a little dwarf, That had a very very little monitor that was 7" in length and 2" tall! I decided I would go out to get breakfast with someone who only eats catfood with ketchup and told me this: I know where you can find a yellow unicorn with a giant pickle on his One sunken eye. Then he had An attached jetpack explode. Miraculously, he survived the blast of a little tactical nuclear missile which luckily was a goat. I saw a kid doing backflips and picking his nose on the road that was closed. He caught me dancing with several tiny pink gorillas that looked like William Shatner's nipples were on FIRE. It was then burnt into my brain forever remaining the one thing I can't remember while sniffing bananas.

My Alienware exploded into super models with blonde hair, the babes approached with extremely big feet and egos, only matched by the internal thoughts that I the most badass creature of all miniature BF3 soldiers would die alone in their puddle of red hot burning lava that smelled like my left-over meatloaf. Anyway, the alienware was my old table which I ate without any fear breakfast on, so after I bought a sandwich from a hermaphroditic leprechaun, I cooked a melon with olives.

Every time I think back on my Granny's pimp, it gets me madder than a my little pony. I just want to pimp-slap the monkey's out of William Shatner's toupee and roll out his priceline negotiator while Trekkies everywhere gently rubbed vaseline mixed with Heinz57 and gasoline on my back during a dress-like a Klingon event. Luckily I had Ninja powered bike which allowed me the most badass ride minus warp-drive. I escaped due to my enlarged ear which could hear the devil jeff wacking it off.

I shouted loudly: "HEYYYY YOUU GUUUUYYYSS!" And quickly drove off a cliff while drinking the massively powerful, unbelievable, Amazing dance potion brewed by his godmother, Jamie Lee Curtis. Luckily I was punting my cat off, re-inventing the cat-a-pult, when there suddenly was a parade of mythical creatures which caught me. Stunned, I quickly ran to the nearest porta-potty, hoping to be abducted by cowmen with lazer-guided flash-drives that hurt like coldest minty fresh breathmints. Then I proceed like a ninja to drop-kick the huge Leprachaun with a huge bong, but I decided the best way to be able to get high was right in that black hole which took me from the ground, to another portal in the center of a room with edible toiletpaper, chocolate soap, and strawberry cake. All along the watchtower were red spots dazzling my eyes and purple haze, that was until the breakfast club; the Princess, the Lost Boys and Morphius intervened by chopping up the Leprachaun into bite-size creamed noodles with cherries on top.

"Hooboy," I thought, my days of plundering villages has just begun. When I really opened the door to the machine, I couldn't believe my eyes. There was a hotdog! I was terrified,what should i do? Should I eat the hotdog or let it get away. While I sat there thinking, the hotdog ate an extra small piece of catfish smeared with face-wash that smelled like a wet cat. so I proceeded to sneak up on a dinosaur eating my smelly hotdog. I figured that i should just *commercial break.............returns!* Wait what?! I thought this was some kind of jedi mind trick that a commercial cut tv show made entirely of cheese. But that cheese, the finest of Cheesy Cheese Mountain, so i took two blue pills and was transported back in time where Trinity said, i only tell secrets to nerds who like to look at me. I then answered:I could look at you forever and she jumped off the cliff into a batch of Tollhouse cookie-dough. The cookie-dough grabbed Trinity and she grabbed my hand,right hooked Trinity and then she lasered the dough and took it. She then slapped nikki minaj in the face so the mind control caused her to dance the macarana. But then Agent Joe stopped by along with some other dudes carrying three, amazing things! I wondered what they were but I was lost in my thoughts and forgot to ask about the bullets and sparklers. Joe quickly went to a backup windows98 copy which was dusty

I went upstairs to remove a fallen grandma from a pimp ready to talcum powder slap someone after she died. I then ran from the devil named Jeff shortly after tripping over a little dwarf, That had a very very little monitor that was 7" in length and 2" tall! I decided I would go out to get breakfast with someone who only eats catfood with ketchup and told me this: I know where you can find a yellow unicorn with a giant pickle on his One sunken eye. Then he had An attached jetpack explode. Miraculously, he survived the blast of a little tactical nuclear missile which luckily was a goat. I saw a kid doing backflips and picking his nose on the road that was closed. He caught me dancing with several tiny pink gorillas that looked like William Shatner's nipples were on FIRE. It was then burnt into my brain forever remaining the one thing I can't remember while sniffing bananas.

My Alienware exploded into super models with blonde hair, the babes approached with extremely big feet and egos, only matched by the internal thoughts that I the most badass creature of all miniature BF3 soldiers would die alone in their puddle of red hot burning lava that smelled like my left-over meatloaf. Anyway, the alienware was my old table which I ate without any fear breakfast on, so after I bought a sandwich from a hermaphroditic leprechaun, I cooked a melon with olives.

Every time I think back on my Granny's pimp, it gets me madder than a my little pony. I just want to pimp-slap the monkey's out of William Shatner's toupee and roll out his priceline negotiator while Trekkies everywhere gently rubbed vaseline mixed with Heinz57 and gasoline on my back during a dress-like a Klingon event. Luckily I had Ninja powered bike which allowed me the most badass ride minus warp-drive. I escaped due to my enlarged ear which could hear the devil jeff wacking it off.

I shouted loudly: "HEYYYY YOUU GUUUUYYYSS!" And quickly drove off a cliff while drinking the massively powerful, unbelievable, Amazing dance potion brewed by his godmother, Jamie Lee Curtis. Luckily I was punting my cat off, re-inventing the cat-a-pult, when there suddenly was a parade of mythical creatures which caught me. Stunned, I quickly ran to the nearest porta-potty, hoping to be abducted by cowmen with lazer-guided flash-drives that hurt like coldest minty fresh breathmints. Then I proceed like a ninja to drop-kick the huge Leprachaun with a huge bong, but I decided the best way to be able to get high was right in that black hole which took me from the ground, to another portal in the center of a room with edible toiletpaper, chocolate soap, and strawberry cake. All along the watchtower were red spots dazzling my eyes and purple haze, that was until the breakfast club; the Princess, the Lost Boys and Morphius intervened by chopping up the Leprachaun into bite-size creamed noodles with cherries on top.

"Hooboy," I thought, my days of plundering villages has just begun. When I really opened the door to the machine, I couldn't believe my eyes. There was a hotdog! I was terrified,what should i do? Should I eat the hotdog or let it get away. While I sat there thinking, the hotdog ate an extra small piece of catfish smeared with face-wash that smelled like a wet cat. so I proceeded to sneak up on a dinosaur eating my smelly hotdog. I figured that i should just *commercial break.............returns!* Wait what?! I thought this was some kind of jedi mind trick that a commercial cut tv show made entirely of cheese. But that cheese, the finest of Cheesy Cheese Mountain, so i took two blue pills and was transported back in time where Trinity said, i only tell secrets to nerds who like to look at me. I then answered:I could look at you forever and she jumped off the cliff into a batch of Tollhouse cookie-dough. The cookie-dough grabbed Trinity and she grabbed my hand,right hooked Trinity and then she lasered the dough and took it. She then slapped nikki minaj in the face so the mind control caused her to dance the macarana. But then Agent Joe stopped by along with some other dudes carrying three, amazing things! I wondered what they were but I was lost in my thoughts and forgot to ask about the bullets and sparklers. Joe quickly went to a backup windows98 copy which was dusty mainly because of

I went upstairs to remove a fallen grandma from a pimp ready to talcum powder slap someone after she died. I then ran from the devil named Jeff shortly after tripping over a little dwarf, That had a very very little monitor that was 7" in length and 2" tall! I decided I would go out to get breakfast with someone who only eats catfood with ketchup and told me this: I know where you can find a yellow unicorn with a giant pickle on his One sunken eye. Then he had An attached jetpack explode. Miraculously, he survived the blast of a little tactical nuclear missile which luckily was a goat. I saw a kid doing backflips and picking his nose on the road that was closed. He caught me dancing with several tiny pink gorillas that looked like William Shatner's nipples were on FIRE. It was then burnt into my brain forever remaining the one thing I can't remember while sniffing bananas.
My Alienware exploded into super models with blonde hair, the babes approached with extremely big feet and egos, only matched by the internal thoughts that I the most badass creature of all miniature BF3 soldiers would die alone in their puddle of red hot burning lava that smelled like my left-over meatloaf. Anyway, the alienware was my old table which I ate without any fear breakfast on, so after I bought a sandwich from a hermaphroditic leprechaun, I cooked a melon with olives.
Every time I think back on my Granny's pimp, it gets me madder than a my little pony. I just want to pimp-slap the monkey's out of William Shatner's toupee and roll out his priceline negotiator while Trekkies everywhere gently rubbed vaseline mixed with Heinz57 and gasoline on my back during a dress-like a Klingon event. Luckily I had Ninja powered bike which allowed me the most badass ride minus warp-drive. I escaped due to my enlarged ear which could hear the devil jeff wacking it off.
I shouted loudly: "HEYYYY YOUU GUUUUYYYSS!" And quickly drove off a cliff while drinking the massively powerful, unbelievable, Amazing dance potion brewed by his godmother, Jamie Lee Curtis. Luckily I was punting my cat off, re-inventing the cat-a-pult, when there suddenly was a parade of mythical creatures which caught me. Stunned, I quickly ran to the nearest porta-potty, hoping to be abducted by cowmen with lazer-guided flash-drives that hurt like coldest minty fresh breathmints. Then I proceed like a ninja to drop-kick the huge Leprachaun with a huge bong, but I decided the best way to be able to get high was right in that black hole which took me from the ground, to another portal in the center of a room with edible toiletpaper, chocolate soap, and strawberry cake. All along the watchtower were red spots dazzling my eyes and purple haze, that was until the breakfast club; the Princess, the Lost Boys and Morphius intervened by chopping up the Leprachaun into bite-size creamed noodles with cherries on top.
"Hooboy," I thought, my days of plundering villages has just begun. When I really opened the door to the machine, I couldn't believe my eyes. There was a hotdog! I was terrified,what should i do? Should I eat the hotdog or let it get away. While I sat there thinking, the hotdog ate an extra small piece of catfish smeared with face-wash that smelled like a wet cat. so I proceeded to sneak up on a dinosaur eating my smelly hotdog. I figured that i should just *commercial break.............returns!* Wait what?! I thought this was some kind of jedi mind trick that a commercial cut tv show made entirely of cheese. But that cheese, the finest of Cheesy Cheese Mountain, so i took two blue pills and was transported back in time where Trinity said, i only tell secrets to nerds who like to look at me. I then answered:I could look at you forever and she jumped off the cliff into a batch of Tollhouse cookie-dough. The cookie-dough grabbed Trinity and she grabbed my hand,right hooked Trinity and then she lasered the dough and took it. She then slapped nikki minaj in the face so the mind control caused her to dance the macarana. But then Agent Joe stopped by along with some other dudes carrying three, amazing things! I wondered what they were but I was lost in my thoughts and forgot to ask about the bullets and sparklers. Joe quickly went to a backup windows98 copy which was dusty mainly because of crazy mutated spiders

I went upstairs to remove a fallen grandma from a pimp ready to talcum powder slap someone after she died. I then ran from the devil named Jeff shortly after tripping over a little dwarf, That had a very very little monitor that was 7" in length and 2" tall! I decided I would go out to get breakfast with someone who only eats catfood with ketchup and told me this: I know where you can find a yellow unicorn with a giant pickle on his One sunken eye. Then he had An attached jetpack explode. Miraculously, he survived the blast of a little tactical nuclear missile which luckily was a goat. I saw a kid doing backflips and picking his nose on the road that was closed. He caught me dancing with several tiny pink gorillas that looked like William Shatner's nipples were on FIRE. It was then burnt into my brain forever remaining the one thing I can't remember while sniffing bananas.
My Alienware exploded into super models with blonde hair, the babes approached with extremely big feet and egos, only matched by the internal thoughts that I the most badass creature of all miniature BF3 soldiers would die alone in their puddle of red hot burning lava that smelled like my left-over meatloaf. Anyway, the alienware was my old table which I ate without any fear breakfast on, so after I bought a sandwich from a hermaphroditic leprechaun, I cooked a melon with olives.
Every time I think back on my Granny's pimp, it gets me madder than a my little pony. I just want to pimp-slap the monkey's out of William Shatner's toupee and roll out his priceline negotiator while Trekkies everywhere gently rubbed vaseline mixed with Heinz57 and gasoline on my back during a dress-like a Klingon event. Luckily I had Ninja powered bike which allowed me the most badass ride minus warp-drive. I escaped due to my enlarged ear which could hear the devil jeff wacking it off.
I shouted loudly: "HEYYYY YOUU GUUUUYYYSS!" And quickly drove off a cliff while drinking the massively powerful, unbelievable, Amazing dance potion brewed by his godmother, Jamie Lee Curtis. Luckily I was punting my cat off, re-inventing the cat-a-pult, when there suddenly was a parade of mythical creatures which caught me. Stunned, I quickly ran to the nearest porta-potty, hoping to be abducted by cowmen with lazer-guided flash-drives that hurt like coldest minty fresh breathmints. Then I proceed like a ninja to drop-kick the huge Leprachaun with a huge bong, but I decided the best way to be able to get high was right in that black hole which took me from the ground, to another portal in the center of a room with edible toiletpaper, chocolate soap, and strawberry cake. All along the watchtower were red spots dazzling my eyes and purple haze, that was until the breakfast club; the Princess, the Lost Boys and Morphius intervened by chopping up the Leprachaun into bite-size creamed noodles with cherries on top.
"Hooboy," I thought, my days of plundering villages has just begun. When I really opened the door to the machine, I couldn't believe my eyes. There was a hotdog! I was terrified,what should i do? Should I eat the hotdog or let it get away. While I sat there thinking, the hotdog ate an extra small piece of catfish smeared with face-wash that smelled like a wet cat. so I proceeded to sneak up on a dinosaur eating my smelly hotdog. I figured that i should just *commercial break.............returns!* Wait what?! I thought this was some kind of jedi mind trick that a commercial cut tv show made entirely of cheese. But that cheese, the finest of Cheesy Cheese Mountain, so i took two blue pills and was transported back in time where Trinity said, i only tell secrets to nerds who like to look at me. I then answered:I could look at you forever and she jumped off the cliff into a batch of Tollhouse cookie-dough. The cookie-dough grabbed Trinity and she grabbed my hand,right hooked Trinity and then she lasered the dough and took it. She then slapped nikki minaj in the face so the mind control caused her to dance the macarana. But then Agent Joe stopped by along with some other dudes carrying three, amazing things! I wondered what they were but I was lost in my thoughts and forgot to ask about the bullets and sparklers. Joe quickly went to a backup windows98 copy which was dusty mainly because of crazy mutated spiders lurking over the

I went upstairs to remove a fallen grandma from a pimp ready to talcum powder slap someone after she died. I then ran from the devil named Jeff shortly after tripping over a little dwarf, That had a very very little monitor that was 7" in length and 2" tall! I decided I would go out to get breakfast with someone who only eats catfood with ketchup and told me this: I know where you can find a yellow unicorn with a giant pickle on his One sunken eye. Then he had An attached jetpack explode. Miraculously, he survived the blast of a little tactical nuclear missile which luckily was a goat. I saw a kid doing backflips and picking his nose on the road that was closed. He caught me dancing with several tiny pink gorillas that looked like William Shatner's nipples were on FIRE. It was then burnt into my brain forever remaining the one thing I can't remember while sniffing bananas.
My Alienware exploded into super models with blonde hair, the babes approached with extremely big feet and egos, only matched by the internal thoughts that I the most badass creature of all miniature BF3 soldiers would die alone in their puddle of red hot burning lava that smelled like my left-over meatloaf. Anyway, the alienware was my old table which I ate without any fear breakfast on, so after I bought a sandwich from a hermaphroditic leprechaun, I cooked a melon with olives.
Every time I think back on my Granny's pimp, it gets me madder than a my little pony. I just want to pimp-slap the monkey's out of William Shatner's toupee and roll out his priceline negotiator while Trekkies everywhere gently rubbed vaseline mixed with Heinz57 and gasoline on my back during a dress-like a Klingon event. Luckily I had Ninja powered bike which allowed me the most badass ride minus warp-drive. I escaped due to my enlarged ear which could hear the devil jeff wacking it off.
I shouted loudly: "HEYYYY YOUU GUUUUYYYSS!" And quickly drove off a cliff while drinking the massively powerful, unbelievable, Amazing dance potion brewed by his godmother, Jamie Lee Curtis. Luckily I was punting my cat off, re-inventing the cat-a-pult, when there suddenly was a parade of mythical creatures which caught me. Stunned, I quickly ran to the nearest porta-potty, hoping to be abducted by cowmen with lazer-guided flash-drives that hurt like coldest minty fresh breathmints. Then I proceed like a ninja to drop-kick the huge Leprachaun with a huge bong, but I decided the best way to be able to get high was right in that black hole which took me from the ground, to another portal in the center of a room with edible toiletpaper, chocolate soap, and strawberry cake. All along the watchtower were red spots dazzling my eyes and purple haze, that was until the breakfast club; the Princess, the Lost Boys and Morphius intervened by chopping up the Leprachaun into bite-size creamed noodles with cherries on top.
"Hooboy," I thought, my days of plundering villages has just begun. When I really opened the door to the machine, I couldn't believe my eyes. There was a hotdog! I was terrified,what should i do? Should I eat the hotdog or let it get away. While I sat there thinking, the hotdog ate an extra small piece of catfish smeared with face-wash that smelled like a wet cat. so I proceeded to sneak up on a dinosaur eating my smelly hotdog. I figured that i should just *commercial break.............returns!* Wait what?! I thought this was some kind of jedi mind trick that a commercial cut tv show made entirely of cheese. But that cheese, the finest of Cheesy Cheese Mountain, so i took two blue pills and was transported back in time where Trinity said, i only tell secrets to nerds who like to look at me. I then answered:I could look at you forever and she jumped off the cliff into a batch of Tollhouse cookie-dough. The cookie-dough grabbed Trinity and she grabbed my hand,right hooked Trinity and then she lasered the dough and took it. She then slapped nikki minaj in the face so the mind control caused her to dance the macarana. But then Agent Joe stopped by along with some other dudes carrying three, amazing things! I wondered what they were but I was lost in my thoughts and forgot to ask about the bullets and sparklers. Joe quickly went to a backup windows98 copy which was dusty mainly because of crazy mutated spiders lurking over the unconventional toaster oven

I went upstairs to remove a fallen grandma from a pimp ready to talcum powder slap someone after she died. I then ran from the devil named Jeff shortly after tripping over a little dwarf, That had a very very little monitor that was 7" in length and 2" tall! I decided I would go out to get breakfast with someone who only eats catfood with ketchup and told me this: I know where you can find a yellow unicorn with a giant pickle on his One sunken eye. Then he had An attached jetpack explode. Miraculously, he survived the blast of a little tactical nuclear missile which luckily was a goat. I saw a kid doing backflips and picking his nose on the road that was closed. He caught me dancing with several tiny pink gorillas that looked like William Shatner's nipples were on FIRE. It was then burnt into my brain forever remaining the one thing I can't remember while sniffing bananas.

My Alienware exploded into super models with blonde hair, the babes approached with extremely big feet and egos, only matched by the internal thoughts that I the most badass creature of all miniature BF3 soldiers would die alone in their puddle of red hot burning lava that smelled like my left-over meatloaf. Anyway, the alienware was my old table which I ate without any fear breakfast on, so after I bought a sandwich from a hermaphroditic leprechaun, I cooked a melon with olives.

Every time I think back on my Granny's pimp, it gets me madder than a my little pony. I just want to pimp-slap the monkey's out of William Shatner's toupee and roll out his priceline negotiator while Trekkies everywhere gently rubbed vaseline mixed with Heinz57 and gasoline on my back during a dress-like a Klingon event. Luckily I had Ninja powered bike which allowed me the most badass ride minus warp-drive. I escaped due to my enlarged ear which could hear the devil jeff wacking it off.

I shouted loudly: "HEYYYY YOUU GUUUUYYYSS!" And quickly drove off a cliff while drinking the massively powerful, unbelievable, Amazing dance potion brewed by his godmother, Jamie Lee Curtis. Luckily I was punting my cat off, re-inventing the cat-a-pult, when there suddenly was a parade of mythical creatures which caught me. Stunned, I quickly ran to the nearest porta-potty, hoping to be abducted by cowmen with lazer-guided flash-drives that hurt like coldest minty fresh breathmints. Then I proceed like a ninja to drop-kick the huge Leprachaun with a huge bong, but I decided the best way to be able to get high was right in that black hole which took me from the ground, to another portal in the center of a room with edible toiletpaper, chocolate soap, and strawberry cake. All along the watchtower were red spots dazzling my eyes and purple haze, that was until the breakfast club; the Princess, the Lost Boys and Morphius intervened by chopping up the Leprachaun into bite-size creamed noodles with cherries on top.

"Hooboy," I thought, my days of plundering villages has just begun. When I really opened the door to the machine, I couldn't believe my eyes. There was a hotdog! I was terrified,what should i do? Should I eat the hotdog or let it get away. While I sat there thinking, the hotdog ate an extra small piece of catfish smeared with face-wash that smelled like a wet cat. so I proceeded to sneak up on a dinosaur eating my smelly hotdog. I figured that i should just *commercial break.............returns!* Wait what?! I thought this was some kind of jedi mind trick that a commercial cut tv show made entirely of cheese. But that cheese, the finest of Cheesy Cheese Mountain, so i took two blue pills and was transported back in time where Trinity said, i only tell secrets to nerds who like to look at me. I then answered:I could look at you forever and she jumped off the cliff into a batch of Tollhouse cookie-dough. The cookie-dough grabbed Trinity and she grabbed my hand,right hooked Trinity and then she lasered the dough and took it. She then slapped nikki minaj in the face so the mind control caused her to dance the macarana. But then Agent Joe stopped by along with some other dudes carrying three, amazing things! I wondered what they were but I was lost in my thoughts and forgot to ask about the bullets and sparklers. Joe quickly went to a backup windows98 copy which was dusty mainly because of crazy mutated spiders lurking over the unconventional toaster oven before it exploded.