Keep 'em clean, meow.

Q. What does a vegetarian zombie eat?

A. Grrraaaaiiiinnnnssssss.

Never heard that one before, not bad. My jokes are mostly dirty :(

Q. What do you call 10 blondes in a row?

A. Wind Tunnel

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7?

A. Because 7, 8, 9!

Q. What do you get when you subtract 10 blondes and 7 chicken?

A. 3.

I love a good bad joke.

Two atoms are walking down the street together. The first atom turns and says, "Hey, you just stole an electron from me!"

"Are you sure?" asks the second atom.

To which the first atom replies, "Yeah, I'm positive!"

A man walks into a bar....says ow!

TheBizzle1 said: I love a good bad joke.

Two atoms are walking down the street together. The first atom turns and says, "Hey, you just stole an electron from me!"

"Are you sure?" asks the second atom.

To which the first atom replies, "Yeah, I'm positive!"

Haha! Cheers for Science jokes!

Q.what do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino
A.Elephino


Hopefully you get this.

Three pieces of rope walk into a bar. Bartender says, "We don't serve rope. You three have to leave."
They do, but one of the pieces of rope says, "I know what to do."
He ties himself up in knots, frays his ends up and goes back in. Bartender says, "Hey... ain't you one of them pieces of rope I just kicked outta here?"
"Nope," the rope replied. "I'm afraid not."

Another one hopefully you get.

Fowlski77 said: Keep 'em clean, meow.

Q. What does a vegetarian zombie eat?

A. Grrraaaaiiiinnnnssssss.

I enjoyed this one a lot. probably too much

SkiRascal said: Three pieces of rope walk into a bar. Bartender says, "We don't serve rope. You three have to leave."
They do, but one of the pieces of rope says, "I know what to do."
He ties himself up in knots, frays his ends up and goes back in. Bartender says, "Hey... ain't you one of them pieces of rope I just kicked outta here?"
"Nope," the rope replied. "I'm afraid not."

Another one hopefully you get.

For anyone who doesn't get it, he's "afraid not", as in a frayed knot

A bit cheesy there....

Q.Why do carnivores eat meat?




A.Cause they care about the plants.

This grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper replies "Really? You have a drink named Steve?!"

MAN!! I WAS GOING TO TELL THE FRAYED KNOT JOKE! Wow... I've never heard anyone say that joke besides my Dad.

And yeah, most (actually 95%) of my jokes are either dirty, sexist, or racist. Here's a few that aren't!

1. A baby seal walks into a club.

2. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

3. Q: Why can't a chicken coop have four doors?

A: 'Cause then it would be a chicken sedan.

4. Q: What's the difference between a circus act and a Las Vegas showgirls act?

A: A circus act is a cunning array of stunts.



If you don't get #4, think about it a little longer. ;)