A new patch will be implemented on all Harry Potter games for recent canonical accuracy amid J.K. Rowling story changes.

Electronic Arts has made a statement recently regarding new patches to be officially implemented in all of their Harry Potter games. Changes will be including skin tone, background, handicaps and various additional cutscenes to further represent the accuracy of J.K. Rowling's grand story.

These changes include:

• Harry Potter's gender is not specified. Harry has been born a boy, however after You-Know-Where managed to directly hit his forehead with critical mass, giving him his Zoro scar, Harry has since stopped identifying as a young boy and his identify is often interchangeable with the tone of each of the game's story.
• Hermione Granger will be of South Muggle Africa origin, and will be darker skin tone, while also having only one eye. It might be one of the most controvertial changes, but Hermione will get a separate cutscene showing how she managed to lose her eye after she mockingly tried to educate a Griffin, saying "That's not how you are supposed to fly, i've read all month about how Griffins fly, and you're not doing it properly" in which the Griffin proceeded to claw out one of her eye. *SPOILER* The Griffin has since been euthanized by beheading.
• Ron Weasly is an albino. In contrast to Hermione's skin, Ron will go an even whiter shade, to further reflect the ginger hairline to evoke himself as a strong character among the trio.
• Dumbledore's name will be changed to Smartledore, as the word "Dumb" would inflict a serious offensive tone to the story to people who are dumb while reading it. As far as statistics go, only smart people read Harry Potter.
• Professor Snape will go bald and he will be a single mother.
• Voldemort will have a nose, as his character is canonically too often ridiculed and "Got your nose!" jokes were too prevalent in the story. This lead to a less serious main villain.
• The Marauder's Map will correctly display the accurate position when two students will have intercourse, and will specifically notify the user when one or two gay students will go at it.
• Peter Pettigrew animagus will now be a hamster instead of a rat. The rat is often used as a derogatory terms, popularized in the early Mafia days for snitches. The rat would not encapsulate Pettigrew character properly as the hamster.
• Hogwarts will allow student lactation during gravitational courses
• Sirius Black's name will be changed to Sirius African-American.
• The Snake in the chamber of secrets will no longer be venomous, as the venom inflicted into Harry would not be compatible with his character progression.
• Character Creation. People will be allowed to play as any students, not just Harry, to further represent the importance of every student. There will also be handicaps like wheelchairs to equip in character customization options.
• 70% of Muggle population is now homosexual. Hermione's parents will divulge the true secret from her heritage.
• There will be an Easter Egg depicting Voldemort with hair, and him being bald was merely a choice, to further represent his villanous character as being strong and healthy to accentuate the urgency of the story.

Among many other changes. These are set to be implemented on April 3rd 2019. No remasters have been planned.

The changes reflect the current views of J.K. Rowling regarding her creation. These changes will not affect the gameplay, although EA has since not confirmed.

Fans have been wildly accepting these changes, eager to try these old games just to see the canonical accuracy of the current Harry Potter storyline.

DISCLAIMER: This is an educated opinion of someone who has been relatively informed about today's journalism, but do not think of it as fact. It was made from varying opinions and sources other than myself.

Source of this article: Myself (Caecus est inamabilis sciurus)