How good is Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice?

So how well does the new From Software installment bode? Is it similar to the souls series? Let's find out:

The Good

As is with many japanese companies, they are hugely influenced with stories from their own culture. The game itself is the origin of the anime. I believe that anime was an absolute mistake to human kind and a product of traumatic events suffered by the japanese during the second world war after they were bombed twice.

Thing are the same, but not exactly. The game's main appeal is the combat. Combat in which is very similar to how extravagant and flashy anime is. It is seen as a positive by many, yet anime has indoctrinated many young adults and children in the united states. It is something that we must eradicate in order to lead productive lives, else we get consume by flashy cartoon characters.

The Neutral

The Difficulty is often the trademark of From Software and their games. The difficulty of playing, exploring and finishing this game is the same difficulty i have when i see my son watching 2d characters with their irrational detailed body and breast physics. Why does such a thing even exist? Like i can't imagine why people are so obsessed. I watched Popeye when i was a kid, the whole spinach thing and all that appealed to me yeah, but you don't see myself jacking off to Olive. Like jesus christ guys get a grip.

The Bad

You know when all of this insanity started? I believe this whole obsession with hentai started with Lola the bunny in the 1996 movie Space Jam. Like jesus shit i needed holy water after that. No wonder people are these days can only sexually get off only if they have a foot in a bear trap, their hands tied to a spiked chain and being almost chocked to death, otherwise it wouldn't be stimulating enough. 2d hentai broke the bounds of sexual stimulation where nothing can get us erect anymore unless it's some supernatural big tits god.

This whole thing started when they were invested in sexy animals, specifically Lola the Bunny. Then they just realized... "Holy shit... what if i can jack off... so sexualized HUMANS??" then it was all over. Civilization itself was on a steady decline after Space Jam, and humanity would only get more aggressive, cold and reactionary, only because of their sexual frustration that was birthed from Lola the bunny.

Conclusion

Failure is a necessity of life. If failure did not exist, nor did consequences of our actions to make us thrive in being better people. But i fully believe humanity today is a complete failure, and anime itself was a secret military project by the Japanese to fully make people depressed about their lives, because the sexual frustration building up will eventually implode inside of them. 

DISCLAIMER: This is an educated opinion of someone who has been relatively informed about today's journalism, but do not think of it as fact. It was made from varying opinions and sources other than myself.

Article written by: Myself (Caecus est inamabilis sciurus)